Episode 11: Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2

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Episode 11 has come into the room swinging a Hanzo sword and is cutting the heads off of everyone in a glorious rip-roaring spectacle of blood and guts! We are of course talking about Quentin Tarantino’s magnum opus, “Kill Bill”. We spend a lot of this episode pretty much breaking it down scene by scene and gushing over it (SPOILERS: WE LOVE THIS MOVIE!)

We also talk about the second Batman V Superman trailer (which had just released when we recorded this episode) and all of the things wrong with it.

 

This episode sponsored by Red Apple Cigarettes and, as always, Andre California Champagne!

Episode 10: Mass Effect 2 &…Porn

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Greetings, everybody! We are back to your regularly scheduled podcast episodes after the madness that was “Star Wars” week. Now we’re ready to start walking mass erect for Mass Effect and talk about all the good and bad qualities of EA’s monster galaxy sprawling sequel. We also spend a fair amount of time talking about pornography in the beginning of the episode and take you on a history lesson of porn through the ages.

This episode is sponsored by Andre California Champagne, the best champagne on the citadel, and by Beta Max adult videos.

(Side Quest) Star Wars Special: Episode VII Predictions

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In this very special bonus episode we postulate about what could possibly be happening in Episode VII.  This entire episode is full of guesses and wagers and what we think or hope will happen. We will follow up after the movie to see if we were correct or incorrect in our predictions.

Star Wars Special: Episodes 4,5,6 (The Good Ones)

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We previously suffered through the awfulness that was the prequel trilogy so we could enjoy these in all of their glory – the original trilogy: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi.  I won’t say much here because we say everything we want in the episode – enjoy!

Star Wars Special: Episodes 1,2,3 (The Bad Ones)

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Greetings all, and welcome to this universe a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away! This is the first of a 2.5 part series based on the Star Wars universe. This podcast will cover the terrible Star Wars episodes (i.e. The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith). Heads up: we went into this really trying to look for the silver linings of these films since they are so universally loathed. I regret to inform you that we didn’t find any.

Episode 9: The Matrix and The AniMatrix

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Hey, everyone! Join us this week as we take the red pill to fall down the rabbit hole and see how far it goes. We discuss board games, Fallout 4, regional sayings, and really break down what a monster-massive movie The Matrix was when it was released.  We will see if it still holds up today, and also discuss whether or not the AniMatrix was a good addition to the Matrix universe or just needless fluff. So swallow that red pill, Coppertop, and follow the white rabbit cause we ain’t in Kansas anymore!

 

This episode is sponsored by Andre California Champagne, as always, and also Tasty Wheat.

Episode 8 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

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Don’t listen to the drunken ramblings of the two co-hosts who claim that this is episode 9m because it is clearly episode 8. There was some confusion on our end and so this happened.

We are starting a new shift in the way we present episodes. We are breaking away from the two subjects-per-episode format and will now be focusing on one subject at a time.

In this episode we get down and dirty with one of the greatest 2D platformers of all time and find out why this game coined the term “Metroidvania.” It’s a marvelous marriage of platformer, RPG, and exploration. Ryan also discovers that this game, much like a transformer, has more than meets the eye.

 

Sponsors this week are Andre California Champagne, Belmont Family Whips, and Sculptures by Floating Medusa Heads.